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“Can you move please.”
“Huh?”
“Your head is causing an #eclipse in front of the T.V.”
“Boy can you hear me?”
“Martha we really need to get the boys ears and head checked.”
“What’s that dear?”(from the kitchen)
“Look at the size of his melon.”
(Touch down)“Missed again.”#vss365
"Remember: solar #eclipse is Sun-Moon-Earth, shadow on us. Lunar eclipse is Sun-Earth-Moon, shadow and redness on the Moon.
The terran eclipse is Earth-Sun-Moon, which is frankly a boring way to describe the Apocalypse. But you'll be safe from moonburn."
#vss365
“What in the name of Giddy Aunt Fanny and All That Is Unholy is Lord Nelson and Miss Davenport doing, Hargreaves?”
“I do believe they’re doing a contemporary and self-exploratory belly dance to a reggae rendition of Bonnie Tyler’s Total #Eclipse of the Heart,Sir.”
#vss365
Same hazel eyes, same pixie nose, same dimple chin, identical twins. But she was dazzling sunlight. Me, a total #eclipse. She illuminated, I snuffed it out with my all consuming #gloom.
I say I miss her.
Truth is, I felt something #ignite in me the day that she died.
#vss365
Not looking for love
I was out,walking
When clouds suddenly gathered,conspiring
To #eclipse the sun
I stopped,there & then-
At lightning's 1st flash,stood,rooted
Til rain came,kept up my counting
But clouds rolled away
& I spied the silhouette of one also waiting,counting
#vss365
